My First "Blog"

I wish I knew what I was doing.

I haven't read any blogs, so I have to assume that nobody will read mine. This is a mistake, however, on the part of the non-reader. If only they knew what they were missing. I actually feel saddened knowing that in the case of my blog, ReaLies, the old adage "You can't miss what you've never had" doesn't apply. That is unless you can't miss True Happiness.

So what is a blog?

The truth is that I don't really know and therefore, this "blog" will be interpretive, meaning I have no intention of researching other blogs to find out what it is I'm supposed to be doing. I will instead go under my old assumption that a blog is writing about whatever I feel like writing about without any formal training in writing, communications, or etiquette and with a very loose grasp on the correct use of punctuation or the English language.

I hope that will suffice.

In closing, I promise to make it entertaining.  The one thing that I DO know about other blogs is that they are excessively boring. Of course I can't prove this having never read one, but I can certainly imply it. Isn't that what media is all about these days anyways? Opinions based on hearsay? I hope so, because I should mention that I am very cutting edge and "current", thus moving forward I don't intend to check any facts (I believe they call that "fact checking" in the editing world) before I try desperately to influence your opinion.

If you, too want to stay current you'll read my weekly blog called ReaLies and you'll leave all the heavy thinking to me.

Class dismissed.

AM